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Taco Bell Survival Pack

$39.99 / Sold Out

Rock Town Press has your ass covered for your next run for the border.

For a mere $39.99, you get three quality pieces of bathroom reading—Brian Krans' entire literary collection—enough matches to cover the stink of 1,000 shits, and an emergency roll of two-ply.

Improve your next precious porcelain moment with tales of underage drinking, suicide, prescription drug abuse, summer camp, journalism, celebrities, and MORE SUICIDE!